Lesson #18: Blogs Can Be Happy

Jump around kids! No, not up and down on the floor. Jump around the blog world and you will find them.

After twelve pages of blogs from both the Phillipines and Argentina, you will find the happy out in cyber journaling.

Ooh, you hit a depressed teenage girl who will never trust boys, but can't get the hottie in Sociology to look up at her and know, just know, that it's true.

NEXT BLOG

Bump. There is the ultra Christian recital of faith. Not necessarily a downer, but really, not the funny we were looking for.

NEXT BLOG

Wow! Here is a radical blog. So many images. So much stimulas. What is that language? Does it even read left to right, or is it jumping around the page? Is that a photo of a girl or boy? I can really only make out an eye and a sweeping lock of hair. Nothing here reminds me of anything human, let's go...

Wait. There is no next blog button?!? Oh my God, I'm trapped! Can't get out!

Psst. A little man in a trench coat spit/whispers your name from the top left corner of your screen. Want funny blog, he shiftily says.

You close any responsible windows, and move your cursor closer.

Here you go, pal.

A little perky, risky in a PG13 way site. Frazzled funny.

www.boredhousewife.blogspot

Hey, how about some intellectual ridiculousness. Smart, self deprecating, and social.

www.hairshirt.blogspot

No, you want the hard stuff. Got a jones real bad, huh? This here is a pro. Crazy in the way we want. Fill your head. Don't worry, this will never be bad. No, it's not porn!

www.girlsarepretty.com

Ah.

Now that feels good. Thanks blog. Life is weird, just like they promised it would be.