What Have I Unleashed?

A couple of the girls at work, who the first time they saw my new do said they liked it, are now "concerned" about me.

They believe I have become angrier with the new look. What stupid d*#$%@%bags they are. I told them they just perceive me as angrier, but in fact, I am just as angry as I was before.

That didn't calm their fears.

Maybe the new look is intimidating. I do concede that. Many people are frightened of a 6 foot, 160 lb. man with obvious thinning issues. Next to the Nazis, we are film's favorite bad guy. Add to that the "alarming" use of sarcasm in my vernacular, and "daddy makes the children cry". Also, the alarming use of quotations around words is "troubling".

So, I might be a crazed homicidal comedian. So, what? There has been plenty of those. Why do you think you never hear about that guy who played Larry on Three's Company. He hacked up the girl who played Crissy's sister for one season. True story.

I guess I'll keep an open mind about the scare factor until I see my acting teacher tomorrow. If he likes it, done. If not, then I'll give it some thought. Maybe a little longer would soften me up.

I just don't want a banker's cut. Then I really will be a crazed killer.