Royalty of sorts

I got a crown today. Only a temp, my real one is due in two weeks.

Not headgear, a fake tooth.

I have always had crappy teeth. My mouth is full of silver from the old days when they would fill cavities, and I had plenty. I loves me the sugar.

Well, now they are replacing those, due to age and wear. Only they are using porcelain this time. I will be all white now, and not just when I dance.

The assistant actually said, now you will be a handsome man.

That got me scared, I thought they were only fixing my tooth. I don't have that much credit.

Oh, and dentists, what is with the banter while I have twelve instruments in my mouth? Do you really expect me to answer if I play golf??? If you want to fill the time with your "witty" observations, then just do it, and don't ask for my help.

I can't talk!

Anyway, I am pretty busy today, and then tomorrow is another day of tossing out my life. I don't think I will be visiting here too much, but who knows. Every time I get together with my wife, I tend to have to work the stuff out in writing afterwards.