Rage is one letter away from my last name

I think maybe, just maybe, I might have rage issues.

Sounds kind of funny from a sweetheart like me, but there it is. Fuck you if you disagree.

A friend told me that a while back, when, after a jerk cut me off, I spun my tiny car around and cut him off the road, placing my car in front of his, and got out of my car and berated the man. I do believe spittle could be seen flying from my mouth. I'm not so pretty, but spittle ain't going to help none.

Then last night, I tried to get some McDonalds. Not a huge fan, but I don't have any food in the house, and I don't have a car, and I don't have more than 8 bucks right now, so McSwill is the cheapest, closest thing.

Well, it was 5 to 11, and they close at 11, with drive through until midnight. But, the doors were locked. I tried to signal someone, but they all conveniently couldn't hear my knocking. So, I walked around to the drive through, but they wouldn't recognize me as a car. Ironic, since I am actually just a whisper smaller than my actual car. So, I see a girl worker smoking and I approach her and say, isn't there anyway I could get some food? She looks at me all smug, and says the dining room is closed. Then she takes a drag and looks away, like I'm dismissed.

RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

Look, I work in customer service and I have to bend backwards for these rich spoiled fucks, so goddamn it, someone better bend for me.

So, I say, ah come on. You're still selling and I want it to go.

She says, get someone in a car to order for you. Puff.

I said, are you kidding.

She says, I'm sorry. With that little smile that says, but you really know I'm not!

So, I start calmly by saying, nice customer service. Just that somewhere around customer I started to yell, and after the word service I think I added the word bitch.

How pathetic. Me, 37 years old, yelling at a McDonalds "who cares about work" employee.

Then today, my wife and I are splitting all the bills and finances, and I call SBC to just change the name on the account from hers to mine, nothing more, same account. They tell me because I have Earthlink, and there is line sharing, I have to disconnect Earthlink before they can change the name. What?!?!?!

Ridiculous. I say that is unacceptable. She says there is nothing she can do. I say give me to your superior. She says no one here can do anything else for you. I say give me to your superior. She says even if it was SBC, I would have to disconnect.

RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

I start yelling how this is indeed NOT excellent service, which when she greeted me she asked how she could give me excellent service today.

She says over and over it is because of line sharing. "They" won't let her do it. I ask to speak to "they". She says "they" aren't anyone, "they" just won't let her do it.

I told her that was the stupidest thing anyone could ever say, and could I please talk to a superior, because she just can't help me.

She says someone will have to call me back. Then says could she have a number where I could be reached.

I told her that she has my phone number, and she just asked for my cell number, and I gave her that number, so why doesn't she use the power of deduction, and try and figure out WHERE I CAN BE REACHED!

My wife said she thinks I have rage issues.

What do you think? Huh? What!!!?