I Almosht Losht It

So, I had my audition.

I think it went great. I felt going in that this was mine. I was confident.

Teachers always talk about going in and owning the room. I felt that today. I walked in and just was, and felt like I could do no wrong.

Connery, Jason Connery, was a small, nice looking, quiet man. He shook my hand, then sat in the corner. When it was time to read with me, he gave it his all. An actor's actor, you can tell.

He got to a line that reads, I'm not much for the social scene.

As it was going, I was trying to connect and match him to give a sense of intimacy and connection. I was listening to him.

When he said that line, he said it just like you would think his dad would. I'm not much for the shocshial shene.

Instantly, I saw a moment of hilarity. How funny to be seducing James Bond. Sheriously.

I almost lost it. Bad time. It was a real tender moment. I just breathed through it, and kept my cool.

Just like Bond would.

Now, I'm off to do the final episode of my improv show. It is prom tonight, and everybody is buzzing like it was a real prom.

Should I have gotten a boutiennere?