what girls are for

girls are for treating you like a baby when you are sick.

they make chicken soup and buy juice and rub you forehead and rent your favorite movie.

girls are for cleaning up your house.

they tell you all the spots you missed and show you the store products that help get the job done.

girls are for play.

they bring over games you haven't played since you were twelve and they read all the rules and sometimes let you add the strip to get naked option.

girls are for boobies.

no explanation needed.

girls are for dinner.

they make you eat a complete meal and don't like the television on and tell you to rinse the cheese off of that plate or it will get too sticky to wash.

girls are for life.

they tell you to go for your dreams and help you dress for that big job and make plans with you for how you will spend all that money.

girls are for love.

they hold your hand when you walk and kiss you when you cry and they whisper secrets in your ear at parties and that makes you laugh.

girls are for making you look better.

they always look pretty and dress real nice and they tell you that tie is ugly and that color doesn't look good with your eyes.

girls are for your family.

they smile at your mom and tell her she looks pretty even though when she leaves they complain that she is condescending and shouldn't visit so much.

girls are for courage.

they tell big guys at bars that you will kick their ass and then turn to you and kiss your forehead and say goodluck.