#1 and #2

That's right. I met two women today.

Oh, wait.

I didn't talk to them.

Shit.

I'm a FUCKING COWARD!

The first is a girl I occasionally work with. She works the lunch shifts. I work one lunch shift a week for extra cash.

Today, she joked that she had a crush on me. Then, later in the day, another person told me she had a crush on me. Suddenly, I knew she had a crush on me.

What did I do?

I laughed.

End of story. Sad, huh?

Then, after acting class, I went for dinner over at the bar next to my show. The writing lab had just had there class show, and several of my troupe members were in it. I sat with them talking about there show. Suddenly, this girl comes up to my fellow troupe member. She introduces herself to me, and my troupe member tells her I didn't see the show. She starts to make fun of me, but I recover with wit.

After, my fellow troupe member tells me she is single. I perk up. I keep trying to talk to her, but I am totally lame.

As she is leaving, I said, What, you're leaving? I just got here!

She said, Yeah. And then she left.

Does that count? I don't think so. I was totally lame in both instances.

I'm totally gonna lose.

Get ready folks. You're gonna see my ass, or worse, on this blog photogenically very, very soon.