I got nothin

Nothing really to talk about today.

No phone call from "her" yet.

No great stories from work, or from my neurosis, to relate.

Nothing even to say tomorrow on my first day being a TA. I'm just going to sit and try not to make a fool of myself.

The only thing that was remotely funny that happened to me today was: at work there is this retarded kid who comes in and talks with the staff often.
Tonight he was there, and talking to this one guy. Well, the guy asks the retarded kid if he has seen Brokeback Mountain yet. The kid has no idea what the movie is, so the guy starts to explain the movie.
Well, the retarded kid is repulsed by the idea of gay cowboys, and can't believe this guy, who he idolizes, has seen it, and worse, has asked if he's seen it.
He says, I don't like that movie! I like women. I like their butts.

I swear to god, I spit out my wine I was laughing so hard.

You gotta admit, their butts are nice.