Everything's Great

Good day.

Really.

Good job as a TA for the first time. I didn't suck.

Good job in acting class. Was told I did the best in a mock audition.

Really. Nothing to complain about.

Well.

Ok. One tiny, insignificant, miniscule thing.

She hasn't called yet.

I know. I know.

No big deal. Nothing to worry about.

Or, why don't you just call her.

Sure. No problem.

We left it at her calling me, because her week was too busy, but I'm sure something explainable happened, or she will call eventually.

Sure. Sure.

No problem.

Doesn't faze me. A relief actually.

No problem.

Uh-hem.

Why doesn't she goddamn, motherfucking, for christ's sake call me?

shit