Dubious Milestone

So, 2006 is almost at a close. Only a few more days.

Today, it occured to me that I have not had sex in all of 2006.

I've run into some lean times in my past, but never like this. This would be the first time since I started having sex that I went a whole calendar year without. We're talking a span of twenty years people!

I'm not able to predict the future, but I can wager on it. I have no idea what the fates have planned for me, but I really doubt that sex is part of it. The only party I even plan on attending isn't until New Years. Plus, even if I did have sex that night, it would technically be 2007 then, so no dice on the save.

I told a friend tonight about this, and he said it was like a teen movie. Only 13 days left to the end of the year, and we gotta get him laid! I actually almost asked a girl at work if she would just shag me to make things right. I like her, and I think she likes me, but I doubt she would do it just to save 2006.

I better start reconciling myself to the fact that this year will be O free. Twenty good years, and this had to come along. Sheesh.

Guess what my new years resolution will be...