What Is Happening?!?!?!

If you ever tell anyone about this post, you are dead!

I have sunk to a new low! I don't know what is wrong with me!

I didn't feel well this morning, so I ate breakfast in front of the TV. Turned on HBO.

Thought I might watch a movie. Found one I hadn't seen. Thought what the hell.

Watched it. Got hooked. Then it happened.

I cried to Fever Pitch!

I CRIED TO FEVER PITCH!!!!

Drew Barrymore and that Jimmy guy from SNL!!

I CRIED!!!

She ran onto the field, and I stood up from the couch!

What the hell am I going through?!?!?

Make it stop! Good God, make it stop!!

Again, if you ever tell anyone, ANYONE, that I cried to Fever Pitch, you will not live.

I'm afraid I can't live.

I'm becoming a woman!

That's it! The gay roommate goes!