Who knows the power this has?

I just read in the news that the creepy kidnapper and alleged killer from Idaho kept a blog.

Apparently, his blog detailed, with some bitterness, the difficulty his life was taking right now! He frequently wrote of his struggles!! He was unsure of what path his life was going to take!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

Does that mean I am in for the same horrific future? Will I, God forbid, one day be caught EATING AT DENNYS!!!!

What sort of deviation does this anonymous posting do to the vulnerable brain, that it would rationalize ordering those rubber-ball eggs, or that whiter-than-white toast with the one hundred year old packets of jelly. Or worse than all, the hard packed, unable to penetrate hash browns. The sin of it all.

I always knew Dennys was the last meal on the road to hell, but who knew blogging was the gas that powered the engine.

I gotta take this easy. Over easy!!!!